Monday, February 8, 2021

Revisiting the Past

 I've been spending my extra time by slowly replacing old crappy audio - recorded with a mic I repaired and then convinced myself was 'warm sounding' because I was so happy it worked - on my oldest episodes.  Some parts, where I have scripted the narrative, are fairly easy and straightforward to work with.  Others, where I have adlibbed stuff (combat mostly) is a painstaking process of listen, repeat, replace.  I am trying to alter very little because my only goal is to improve audio quality.  I have trimmed a couple of cringe-worthy bits along the way though.


Speaking of cringe... why didn't anyone tell me I sound like McLovin in eps 0-4?  Ugh.


Doing this work, I have come to appreciate a couple of things.  The first is that podcasts which are fully adlibbed/improvised (as are most) would be impossible to 'repair' in this way.  I'm grateful that I even have the option to tidy up the lobby, so to speak.  The second is that I had lost sight of just how... basic (forgive the pun) my podcast was when I started out.  The first few eps are just so plain.  I had forgotten: when I started out I had no idea what I was doing, story-wise.  It's equal parts: fascinating, humiliating, endearing... I dunno.  My point is only that TOTM has come a long way in a year (it was exactly one year ago that I started work on the show even though I didn't publish until April).  It's a bit like looking at old pictures of yourself from high school and going: oh dear.... but still.... OK.


Wednesday, February 3, 2021

I wish I could draw...

 ... but I can't.  I can, however, turn my worse-than-mediocre sketches into something pretty wild with the mirrorlab app.  Here's what I did with a doodle of Umura. Cool, hey?






Monday, February 1, 2021

Shownotes for Episode 27

 Theme                                     Evan King - Enchiridion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8NkG3bhIxU

Welcome                                  148 Barovian Castle https://tabletopaudio.com/

Previously On                          Scott Buckley - Legionnaire https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwW0vFUCzEM

Part 3                                       ‘Labyrinth of Lost Dreams’ by Darren Curtis

https://soundcloud.com/desperate-measurez/labyrinth-of-lost-dreams-free

Some  FX:                                https://www.zapsplat.com

Thursday, January 28, 2021

I'm goin' in.

 Tonight I decided to revisit episode zero to see if I could surgically remove a couple of things that have been bugging me and not going away.

For a while now I have regretted slagging the name 'Grog' -- I wasn't aware of the Critical Role character when I wrote and recorded that.... it was just the dumbest name I could think of.  Well... oops.  It wasn't meant to be personal.  So I wanted to cut that out.  There was also a word that I realize now sounded sarcastic when it was never meant to... it just came out wrong.  I wanted that out, too.

So I zoomed into the wave files nice and close, and... decided it didn't matter because what I was hearing made all that stuff irrelevant: the sound quality was just overall BAD.  Front to back, the audio on my voice sounds like dogshit.  I've decided to 'remaster' the whole episode.  That means re-record the vocals with a good microphone.  I probably should have done this ages ago, but I was holding onto an 'it is what it is' mentality.  Now that I hear it up against recent work, I know what it is: dogshit.

It might take a few sessions to complete the work, but I think it'll be worth it.  Ep 0 is my front hall, so to speak.  I can't have it being that ugly!

Monday, January 18, 2021

Wandering Monster Table for the Khaz Mirioth (Mountain Terrain)

 Used in episode 26.


Random Encounter Table for The Skundrum War

 

Roll 1d20

 

1       Exceptional terrain feature or extreme weather

2       3-6 hobgoblins

3       2 harpies

4       3-6 firebeetles

5       – special NPC(s) (ranger, hermit, wizard, etc?)

6       an abandoned campsite, only 2 days old.

7       2-4 bugbears

8       3-6 gnolls

9       3-6 wolves

10     rockslide

11     wyvern

12     2-4 wild goats (non aggressive/food only)

13     Brown/Grizzly Bear

14     Mountain Lion

15     2-3 giant gecko lizards

16     4-8 Orcs

17     Strange/Symbols or totems

18     1 Ogre

19     Ancient graveyard/barrow mound

20     Carrion birds circling a dead body… or is it alive?

 

*Items in italics can only be encountered once